> Beheaded
>
>
> you barely feel it
> and when it's over
> there's no more fuss
>
> you have new friends
> and can affect a status
> unbefuddled by thought
>
> it's your lucky day really
> you can whirl in absolutes
> and lurch in gratifications
>
> I truly recommend it
> doctors have made reports
> nations have adopted codes
>
> so just stop the bother
> and bend over
> everybody's doing it
>
>
> Peter Buknatski
> Montpelier, Vt. (Over 10 Billion Candles Sold!)
>
>
> This poetic infomercial was brought to you by:
>
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> The Republican National Committee
> The Democratic National Committee
> The Committee to Re-Elect Bernie Sanders, No Matter What
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> The Committee to Resist Alienating People (CRAP)
> The American Peace Without Justice Coalition
> The Network for Feeling Good
> &
> The Take Back Vermont from The Second Vermont Republic Coalition to
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> Enough to Make Them, Especially if They Own Second Homes in Vermont or
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>
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